Hollywood, CA—Paramount Pictures has announced its intention to cast Jada Smith as the star figure in an upcoming G.I. Jane film.
“We weren’t sure if doing a G.I. Jane film was a good idea,” said the film’s executive producer, “but after Chris Rock made the suggestion during the Oscars, we knew it would be a hit.”
Will Smith’s wife(?) has reportedly agreed to the role much to the confusion of her husband(?).
“Baby, I’m so confused,” said Smith, “who do you want me to slap now?!?!”