New York City, NY—The United Nations met together in a special session in order to dispel any ideas that Russia might have a right to invade Ukraine. The special council unanimously voted that only the United States is permitted to invade other countries in order to get political or financial gain.

“The United States is the only nation on earth that invades other countries with virtuous intents, therefore, they have a right to do so, ” the council concluded.

The council also voted to ban any misinformation from classrooms and history books that mention anything about Middle Eastern conflicts that took place within the last 20-30 years.