Washington, D.C.—Dr. Fauci has announced a new nationwide initiative calling for two more decades to slow the spread of Covid-19.

“I am aware that the both the two week and two year plan didn’t work as planned so we are going to try a new and improved plan backed by science where we allow two decades to slow the spread,” Fauci said in a statement.

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