Orem, UT—Justin Smith of Orem Utah has again faithfully accepted his new calling to primary in hopes that one day his faithfulness will translate into becoming the next LDS Apostle.

“If I prove my faithfulness by saying yes to every calling then one day my bishop and stake president will realize that I’m destined to be an apostle,” Brother Smith said.

A new poll suggests that the number one reason Mormon men accept ward callings is because they believe that it will one day lead to obtaining one of the 12 most coveted seats in the Church’s highest quorum.