Portland, OR—An Oregon man by the name of Garret Smith has chosen to eat at home alone tonight so that he can put some much needed meat into his system while still retaining his vegan identity to all of his other cool vegan friends.

Smith friends wanted to hit up a new trendy vegan place where they could chow down on some celery and lettuce heads, but Smith had already been pretending to be vegan for the past 8 hours, and knew that he needed to get some real food inside his belly before losing his mind.