Everywhere—In an attempt to make feminists shut up, men have stopped the practice of mansplaining—for all the chicks reading, that means guys aren’t gonna stop to tell you what’s going on anymore.

Feminists have long decried mansplaining claiming it’s sexist, misogynistic, and blah, blah, blah. But the feminists didn’t have the foresight to realize that once mansplaining stopped female confusion would spike significantly.

“I’m just so lost these days,” says Terresa, 39. Sandra, a 25 year-old waitress, says, “I’ve never had this much trouble understanding movies before… can someone please tell me what’s happening?”

Even the feminists seem a little lost these days. “Women need men like a fish needs a… uh… a fish tank!” shouted a purple-haired woman at a Planned Parenthood rally.