Salt Lake City, UT—The LDS Church has hired famous Jack-Mormon John Dehlin to play Satan in a newly announced temple video. “We wanted Satan to be played by an actual evil person,” said Church spokesman.

Church leaders had a very difficult choice between John Dehlin and Mike Norton AKA New Name Noah. “We ultimately chose John Dehlin because we didn’t want Brother Norton to leak any of the footage before we had the chance to air it in the temple.”