Provo, UT—Gays all over the world are running for their lives while Elder Holland stops to reload his invisible model 1768 muzzle loaded “Brown Bess” musket—watch out! he’ll be done in about 45 seconds.

“Ready or not! here I come!” yelled Elder Holland as he waved his arms in the air, like a six-year-old boy pretending to aim a loaded gun.

“Bang! Bang!” said Elder Holland followed by a dry chuckle. After the crowds of queers and queer allies had dispersed, Elder Holland rested his weight on his trusted invisible musket and bragged, “All too easy!”