Salt Lake City, UT—The LDS Church has quoted the words of the late prophet Gordon B. Hinkley on Larry King Live saying, “Polygamy is not doctrinal”.

“Now I have to decide which one of my wives I want to dump when we get to heaven” Nelson explained. “But I’m probably going to keep Dantzel because she’s way hotter than Wendy,” Nelson continued.

Nelson later remembered that Hinkley is a dead prophet so he doesn’t have to listen to him anymore.