Washington, D.C.—Capitol Hill is abuzz with activity as democrats try desperately to remove article 25 of the Constitution before Joe Biden is forced to make another public appearance. Article 25 makes it possible for a sitting president to be deemed incapable of discharging his duties.

Democrats brought article 25 to mainstream attention when they suggested invoking it in an attempt to remove Donald Trump from office. Now Democrats wish they’d never brought it up.

The White House has not responded to requests for comment on the situation. Reportedly Joe Biden is sitting in a huge armchair in the oval office watching neighborhood kids play on the White House lawn.