Murray, UT—David Archuleta shocked fans this week by revealing that he may be also attracted to women.
“I couldn’t believe it,” said one long-time Archuleta groupie, “I thought for sure he was only into dudes!”
Archuleta’s fan base has surged as millions of pre-teen Mormon girls are now hoping that the former American Idol is not strictly gay. In fact, one thirteen year old teeny bopper says, “I’m hoping that David turns out to be asexual. Isn’t that every Mormon girl’s dream husband?”