Wuhan, China—Scientists now say that Covid-19 originated at an Ozzy Osborn concert in Wuhan China after the entertainer apparently bit the head off a bat. The bat was purchased by Osborn from China’s infamous ‘Bat Woman’ who found the animal in one of her special caves.

It is reported that Osborn started experiencing symptoms of the novel Covid-19 virus three days later while shopping in an outdoor Wuhan meat market.

Mr. Osborne promised that he would stop biting the heads off of flying rodents in order to curb the spread of deadly bat diseases.