Frankfort, KY—The LGBT community now embraces zoophilia in honor of pride month in the name of love.

“This is a truly momentous day for animal lovers everywhere,” said PETA’s spokesman. “We are proud of the LGBT brothers and sisters for standing up for their longstanding commitment to embracing diversity.”

“This is a step in the right direction, but there’s still many more sexual perversions we can learn and grow to embrace,” said Richard Likesgotes.