A local Utah man says he identifies as a polygamist, claiming he was. “born this way.”

“I was born with an attraction to multiple women,” the man claims. “I know it sounds crazy, but this is who I am.” He continues, “It’s time Utah’s bigoted laws against polygamy are ended. We’re all consenting adults here. Let us marry who we love!”

The Church released a statement clarifying that like the current policy on homosexual marriage, identifying as a polygamist doesn’t necessarily require a disciplinary council.