Washington, DC—Shredder had been awarded the medal of freedom for his dedication to wearing a mask in public and private settings.

“We want to honor Shredder and his dedication to masking up. May we all be as dedicated to wearing masks like Shredder for decades to come” said Joe Biden after the momentous ceremony.

Costco announced that they intend to hire Shredder to enforce mask wearing among its customers for the next 4 to 16 years.