Salt Lake City, UT—Elder Gerrit W. Gong is without doubt the most qualified apostle to be a real ninja for obvious reasons… he’s Chinese.

“Everyone knows that Asians are born with the ability to fight karate.” says Elder Gong, “and this skill is developed early in childhood, with most Asian kids becoming black belts by the time they’re six.”

Some have questioned the logic that being Asian makes you a ninja, but did admit that being Asian makes Elder Gong a better Apostle.