Bears Ears, UT—In his most stunning display of mask loyalty since taking office, Governor Cox showed just how much he cares about keeping Utahns safe by continuing to wear a mask even while camping alone in the middle of the woods.

“Covid is out there to kill us all!” Governor Cox warned. “And don’t be thinking you’re safe just because you’ve been fully vaccinated… Wear the DAMN mask!” Cox exclaimed.

Governor Cox has promised to be a faithful mask wearer until every disease with a .001% death rate is eradicated from the face of the earth.