Hell—Satan has announced that he will be instituting a mask mandate in Hell in order to keep up with the hellish conditions on Earth.

Satan made a public statement saying, “I had to issue the mask mandate. Earth was getting so bad that people came to Hell thinking they’d died and gone to Heaven. One guy even looked at me and said, Jesus is that you? Thats when I knew Earth was getting so bad that I had to step it up a notch.”

Satan also promised that he’d start cackling like Kamala Harris when people arrived, that way they knew instantly that they were in the 9th circuit of Hell.