New York City, NY—Midget Basketball Association (MBA) players are demanding that they receive the same pay as WNBA players.

“We jump as high and make the same amount of brick shots as the girls, so we deserve to be paid just as much!” said Joshua Tinyarms, who plays guard for the “Little Lakers”.

WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert made this public statement, “Midget basketball doesn’t bring in the same kind of revenue as the WNBA and therefore those lil squirts don’t deserve the same pay.”

At this point Megan Rapinoe has refused to say whether or not she supports the midget’s demand for more money.