Salt Lake City, UT—The world’s porn industry has filed chapter 11 bankruptcy after Utah passed a cellphone ban on pornography.

“It’s no secret that Utah is our #1 customer. It’s difficult to stay in business when we’ve abruptly lost 99% of our customers base,” said Bernard Bergemar CEO of Porn Hub.

Straight men from all over Utah have gathered around the capitol in protest. “This seems like a double standard to me,” says one of the protesters, “lawmakers seem content to let the gays be gay, but discriminate against regular guys just trying to introduce a little variety in their lives.”