Baltimore, MD—It has been reported that minorities in all over the country are disregarded cultural appropriation this St. Patrick’s Day in a clear sign of disrespect to Irish people everywhere.

“It’s been really hard for me to see entire shelves at Walmart dedicated to selling green leprechaun items to non-Irish people in order to disgrace our Irish heritage,” said one red headed ginger as he slammed a pint of Guinness. “And why is it bad to point out drunken Indians, but celebrated when I do the same thing?” the man pondered.

There has been recent efforts to be more culturally sensitive to Irish people by protesting things like Notre Dame’s pasty skinned mascot that’s clearly an abusive stereotype meant to imply that all Irish people have bad tempers and want to fight.