Salt Lake City, UT—Dieter F. Uchtdorf has just published a revealing tell all book about being cut from the First Presidency.

Elder Uchtdorf explains, “President Nelson never liked me because I have orange skin like Donald Trump. He used to refer to me as Elder Trump to purposefully push my buttons. Then, when I would tell him these jokes hurt my feelings he would say, ‘what jokes?’ His goal was to trick me into saying the word Trump to poke fun at my accent. If he ever got me to say the word, the entire room would erupt with laughter.”

While not endorsed by the First Presidency, Elder Uchtdorf’s book will be available at Deseret Book starting next month.