Bountiful, UT—A triple masked Karen outside a Bountiful supermarket screamed at a double masked man for putting others in danger. “Apparently the man didn’t get the memo that single and double masking is no acceptable to stop Covid,” said the Karen.

According to new opinion polls, triple and even quadruple masking is not only totally scientific, it’s also an integral part of showing skeptics that this new normal isn’t the crazy hysteria people think it is.

“It’s honestly quite scary to think that we’ve allowed our medical doctors and dentists to go without a triple mask for all these years,” Doctor Fauxci confirmed.