Salt Lake City, UT—The Church announced it has hired world renowned composer John Williams to write and conduct music for a set of newly planned temple videos.
The Church waited until Williams agreed to the project before announcing the new temple videos. “We wanted to have something really exciting to announce,” said President Nelson in the news release. “Many of our members expressed concern over the current slide show presentation, especially at the complete lack of musical score.”
The First Presidency has also been receiving an alarming number of reports from temple presidents around the world of patrons laughing loudly during the endowment, particularly at a specific freeze frame of Satan discussing the benefits of money.
It hasn’t yet been confirmed, but sources tell us that Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg has signed on to direct the temple videos. Williams and Spielberg worked together on classics such as Jaws, Indiana Jones, and Jurassic Park. There are also reports that the new videos will appear in IMAX 3D format. Presumably white 3D glasses will be sold at distribution centers and available to rent at participating temples.