A recent nation wide study has confirmed what we all knew since the 1st grade—Republicans are way hotter than Democrats. How much hotter? According to the new study, about 10 times. What do you think?
What makes the difference? One scientist thinks Republicans are hotter because they’re more carefree and easy going. “Having a chip on your shoulder automatically takes you down three to four points on the traditional one to ten hotness scale,” says the scientist, “and we all know which political party carries a chip on their shoulder.”
Another scientist says the huge discrepancy in attractiveness can be explained by each party’s respective views on beauty. He points out that, “Republicans believe in true beauty and Democrats believe in ugly. Naturally, those who believe in true beauty will end up hotter than those who believe in ugly. It’s not rocket science.”