His Mom’s Basement—Ed McMullin, or whatever the hell his name is, has found a new calling in life—dressing up as the pedophile hamburger clown from your childhood.
“I never thought I’d be playing Ronald McDonald,” said McMullin, “but after losing what I thought was a slam dunk presidential campaign and after Donald Trump left office, I found myself in a frantic search for my identity.”
McMuffin found that identity. But not everyone agrees that it’s a good fit. One McDonald’s patron commented, “I’d let my kids eat Big Macs with Pennywise the clown before letting them get near that guy.”