Sports Illustrated has just released their first ever Supreme Court Edition, and Justice Barrett was named, “hottest broad on the bench.” Justices Sotomayor and Kagan tied for ugliest.
Donald Trump was asked to comment: “I’ve always had an eye for beautiful women. You know that. Everybody knows that. And I knew Justice Barrett would be a success on the Supreme Court, I just didn’t think it would happen this fast.”
The president continued: “Look at Obama’s justices… I mean that’s not exactly something to brag about. Sotomayor, Kagan—both voted ugliest on the bench. And frankly, I think Sports Illustrated did them a favor by even including them in the magazine.”
“We’ve got better looking justices, better looking everything… don’t even get me started on Kayleigh McEnany!”