Chicago, IL—Lori Lightfoot took a 23andMe test that found that she is a descendant of ancient zombies.

“Now we know why she loves and promotes evil holidays such as Halloween, but hates happy family holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas,” said world renowned ancient zombie expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.

Since zombies are technically not living, President Trump is suggesting that her vote should not count in the 2020 Presidential election.