Exit Polls Show 98% of Lamanites Voted for Biden

Many Farms, AZ—Exit polling conducted on the Navajo Indian Reservation shows that roughly 98% of Lamanites voted for Joe Biden.

It’s true that Trump improved among most minority groups, however, Joe Biden improved among the Lamanite people also known as Indians and/or Redskins.

“Orange man bad,” said one Navajo Lamanite Warrior, “Chief Biden promise to give us firewater for many moons.”