Salt Lake City, UT—President Dallin H. Oaks went to BYU this week to promote the Black Lives Matter movement to a group of impressionable BYU students excited by race politics. Later that day, Oaks was seen at a Black Lives Matter protest chanting the usual, “Pigs in a blanket, fry’em like bacon!”
Some protestors were breaking windows, and burning down buildings. “Its all part of the peaceful process,” Elder Oaks said as he threw a brick through the window of a local business.
“The Black Lives Matter movement was just the thing that the Church has been looking for in order to promote racial equality in a peaceful way,” said Elder Oaks in a street side interview.