Salt Lake City, UT—Mitt Romney’s top ecclesiastical leaders have raised his tithing rates to 20% in order to keep up with his superior level of righteousness.

Mitt Romney exceeded his own expectations when he recently took it upon himself to pen a proclamation to his fellow political colleagues to inform them of their inferior behaviors, and instructed them on how to be more like him.

“It’s not everyday that a man gets to pay more for doing more, but if anyone can do it, it’s me,” said Romney.