The Vatican—Liberal Mormons AKA Democrat Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints recently held a sustaining vote for Pope Francis to be their new prophet, seer, and revelator.

The sustaining vote came after news broke that Pope Francis supports civil unions for homosexual couples.

“We hope our vote to sustain the pontiff will wake up those 15 old scudders down there at Church headquarters. If they were true prophets, they’d get on board with what the rest of the world is doing which we all know is the will of God,” said one liberal Mormon from Provo.