During the first presidential debate of 2020 former Vice President Joe Biden proposed his plan to end climate change. The plan centered on a proposal to give Brazil $20 billion to, “stop tearing down the forest.”

Brazilian president, Jair Bolsonaro, was elated to hear the plan. “This is great news!” said President Bolsonaro. “Personally, I think it would be better for my country if Donald Trump won, but $20 billion isn’t a bad consolation prize.”

Leaders in Iran have urged Brazil to take Biden seriously. “We got $1.7 billion dollars from this guy for pretending to stop building nuclear weapons.”