In a recent interview President Donald Trump claimed that eating Big Macs cured him of COVID-19.
I was feeling pretty bad on about the second day of my stay at the hospital,” said President Trump, “So I asked Kayleigh McEnany to go get me a Big Mac from McDonalds… actually, I said, ‘Make it two!’ on her way out the door.”
“About halfway into the first burger,” continued the president, “I felt amazing. I thought, ‘This can’t be… can it?’ But it was true… the more I ate, the better I felt.”
When asked if he thought the timing was a coincidence, the president explained, “No, I don’t think so. This is great American food we’re talking about here. I mean really good stuff. You know, some people say it’s crazy… I say it’s miraculous! Big Macs cured me of the China Virus!”