Salt Lake City, UT—After listening to Matthew S. Holland’s conference talk, an elite group of theologians from around the world have gotten together to try and answer this one question: “Can Matthew Holland pass a kidney stone so big that God can’t lift it?”

The group met for a conference hosted by the Vatican. For weeks, holy men along with the best religious minds in the world have studied and debated as well as fasted and prayed.

Reporters asked what the religious leaders thought of the rest of Matthew Holland’s talk. None of them seemed to remember anything else about it.

We may never know if Matthew Holland can pass a kidney stone so big, but the Guinness Book of World Records has confirmed it to be the biggest stone ever passed in human history.