Las Vegas, NV—According to sources, a maid cleaning Trump Tower in Las Vegas found Mitt Romney’s diary. One entry read, “Dear diary, One day I want to be just like Donald Trump.” There where hearts and stars drawn around President Trumps name.

The entry continued, “He is taller than me, richer than me, has better hair than me, and even has more wives than me.”

Romney has denied writing the diary entry. However, public records show that the senator filed a police report concerning a missing diary with the Las Vegas County Sherriff’s office.