Salt Lake City, UT—Utah Senator Mitt Romney has proven to the American people that he is perhaps the most righteous politician in the world after educating everyone (except Joe Biden) about civility.
People are so impressed with Romney’s recent statement that Church members are beginning to ask themselves if Mitt is the chosen one prophesied to save the constitution as it hangs by a thread. “I personally believe his is,” said one Utah resident. “In fact, I think he should be the next prophet!”
President Trump weighed in on Romney’s comments by Tweeting, “Okay, we’re sorry Mitt! We’ll all be more like you!”