Salt Lake City, UT—The Church has announced that it will begin taking advantage of Utah’s scam prone Church population by structuring its ministering program like a pyramid scheme.

The Church believes the restructuring will lead to great improvements in the ministering program by simply taking advantage of what Utahn’s do best, getting scammed.

After Utah members failed to heed our council to avoid getting involved in scams, we decided the next best thing was to just scam the members.

“Utah is the scam capital of the world, and we simply intend to take advantage of that fact,” said Elder Ballard in a statement.