Many church members have been caught up in the national obsession with race politics. One such church member is LaFawnduh Dynamite of Preston, Idaho.

“President Nelson’s talk on black people gave me chills!” said Sister Dynamite.

She continued, “You know, I think it’s a good thing if every member of the church thinks they’re racist against black people. Even my sweet little Kip said he’s going to start repenting for his hidden racism so he can follow the prophet’s new message.”