Provo, UT—Kwaku has hired an entire abbey’s worth of Catholic nuns after receiving some heavy criticism for attending a party full of half clad women dressed in clothes that don’t live up to the modesty standards found in the, For The Strength Of Youth pamphlet.

“I do accept the Church’s standard on modesty, therefore I can assure my fans that the Catholic nuns I’ve hired will be carrying long measuring sticks to ensure that modesty standards I believe in are being fully met at my next social gathering,” Kwaku assured his fans.

Kwaku was also bombarded online by mask shamers, but that part of the story wasn’t as interesting.