Washington DC—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she will push for continued ban on in person church services in order to reverse global warming and save the planet one plastic up at a time. “If we don’t do something about these plastic cups our planet will be doomed in 9 months,” said AOC.

New language in the Green New Deal specifically states that the Church must no longer use plastic cups or they’ll be fined 50 trillion of their money stash in order to help pay for AOC’s Green New Bill.

Conservative Church members are saying that the plastic sacrament cup controversy is just another version of California’s plastic straws, but many of them say they are ok with the idea of continuing home Church anyways.