Las Vegas, NV—According to sources, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is estimated to be worth roughly 100 Trillion-Bazillion-Infiniti-Million dollars… give or take a few bazillion.

This new estimate is much higher than the 100 Billion that it was previously thought to have been. The new estimated amount took into consideration that the Church owns the planet Kolob which is really nice real estate near Heaven.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has not commented on the unsubstantiated sum, but reliable sources are saying that this new larger estimate is probably pretty accurate if you consider all the tithing donations brought in by Church membership.