Salt Lake City, UT—Salt Lake Tribune contributor Robert Kirby became an instant star after convincing a friend to try some of his “special” brownies (laced with Marijuana).

Pillsbury took the opportunity to capitalize on Kirby’s prank by signing a multi-million dollar contract selling his notorious brownies to cannabis dispensaries all over they nation (minus Utah). The president of the Pillsbury company said, “Kirby is a great fit for our company. He has fulfilled one of our company’s greatest dreams of selling our best kind of brownies to the best kind of customer.”

Kirby has since apologized to his friend about his little prank, but is still happy about all the fame it has brought to his writing career.

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