Bluffdale, UT—According to sources, All Wives Matter protests have broken out in small polygamist towns all across Utah.

“We’ve been ignored by our state and federal governments for long enough. All wives deserve to have legitimacy in this country!” explained Sherry Allred of Rocky Ridge, UT.

No one is fully certain why these protests broke out in the first place, but two reliable sources say they are being funded by George Soros and/or Warren Jeffs.