Provo, UT—The BYU Rugby team announced that it will no longer perform their ritual Haka Dance before games due to concerns about cultural appropriation.

“We used to really honor the Haka dance until one day we realized that we were just a bunch of privileged white dudes unconsciously disparaging the islander culture on purpose without knowing it,” said one white teammate.

The privileged white guys on BYU’s rugby team say they’re relieved to finally realize how racist they were the whole time. One of the white teammates explained, “Now we can focus on how racist we are due to our unconscious bias, and we can stop pretending to take pride in our ritual Haka dance.”