Provo, UT—You may know David Hall by his foiled attempt at developing a Joseph Smith inspired housing utopia, but don’t count him out. The Utah mogul has set his sights on new and improved aspirations that are far out of this world. Meet David Hall. The man who’s planning the first manned mission to Kolob.
“I’ve read the Pearl of Great Price and studied the facsimiles. I’m the most studied person on this subject, and now I’m almost 100% certain I know where Kolob is located,” insisted Hall.
As of right now the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is not endorsing nor contributing funds to Hall’s ambitious mission, but Hall says he believes they’ll regret not getting involved sooner once they see the mission’s success.