Provo, UT— Spirits were somber today at BYU campus as the last known man-bun still lurking around BYU campus was ceremonially chopped off. Tears ran down the victim’s cheeks as he saw the remnants of his man-bun laying lifeless on the ground below him. “I’ve brought dishonor to my family.” The man exclaimed as he fell to his knees.

In attendance was one of the man’s roommates who came to oppose any ideas that his buddy was just another man-bun holdout who couldn’t move on. “My friend is a true original. He would never get a hairstyle just because everyone else did it.” His friend explained.

Later that day, the man and his friend were seen walking out of Great Clips with brand new high fade textured quiff haircuts.